One giant kick for mankind. Man made object reaches a terminal velocity of 19,732mph according to N.O.R.A.D. Officials said we went to Defcon 3 and the president was aware of the situation. ‘Thankfully, North Korea doesn’t have this kind of capability.’.

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The Joes 1st team manager was quoted as saying, I said ‘go deep, not deep space nine.’. ’We’re telling Jamo to get in the box next time, Dan Sims can’t kick the ball that far.’

The Hibs released a statement saying that they were pleased to be part of the record, but that was a brand new ball and it cost £48. A just giving page is being set up.

Lewis earlier scored a scorching free kick that opened the scoring for the Joes and asked if that had been caught on tape, too. ‘Unfortunately not’ was the response.

Amateur astronomers can expect a spectacular light show as the ‘Lewis Multiplex’ skips on the earth’s atmosphere sometime in June 2019 on its return path through the Milky Way. Well done James!